[b]Will you teach me the real song?[/b] One choked his little self, and then there were nine. One overslept himself, and then there were eight. One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven. One chopped himself in halves, and then there were six. A bumblebee stung one, and then there were five. One got in Chancery, and then there were four. A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three. A big bear hugged one, and then there were two. One got frizzled up, and then there was one. One little girl, left all alone, "If she went and hanged herself, would then there be none?"